Armchair-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Bros. 3 1-2 (1up)]

Hey! not bad!

While this is nothing to do backflips and sing praises about, this is a helluva lot better than some of the other mario crap out there. This is incredibly skilled for a first try; i'd say this is better than alot of stuff experienced people, such as people who make hentai, will do in their entire lifetimes. 8 of 10.

[Megaman: UT]

Good

Good (cant think of nothin

[Amityville Toaster]

*is too busy laughing to write anything*

I am still laughing hysterically, and probably will be for awhile. Wow, a toasted human hand! Why the hell cant i give this 100 for humor?!

[Foamy Card Cult Meeting]

What a relief!

What a refreshing break from all the fan club crap this is. And to think i was afraid the series was steadily declining! Wut n iddyot eye wuzz.

[:[ Foaming Foamy ]:]

I never thought foamy would deserve a blam...

... but this definitely does. Clearly you have not watched enough foamy to see what makes a good video.
By the way, if this is the best you can do, do not try again. Spare us of your stupidity, please. My rating is "If you do not get what I mean by now you are a dumb ass" out of 10

[Metal Gear Domestic]

What...the...hell?

I do not know what to think. But all the shit with toad and the sexual innuendos were not funny. Except for when he died all those times. 6 of 10 and just shove off if you disagree.

Techneon responds:

Toad? innuendo? death?

what movie were you watching?

[boom boom dollar]

Not too bad (me am DDR expert)

This is good (especially in light of the fact that it's a first flash) the only arguement i have is that i thought the song was faster... still, you did a good job. 7.5 of 10 (rounded to 8)

[Foamy's Rant IV]

Yaay!

Me am foamy fan cuz he is always right.

[Foamy's Rant III]

As funny as...

grinding the corpses of my enemies into hamburger meat and serving the burgers to their families, and then taking pictures of their faces when you tell them what the burgers are made of.

Hey, if TV gave me good TV, i wouldnt have to do this! right, foamy?

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

Yeehaw!

These are always awesome. Plus, the previous installments don't get old after you watch the next one. Gonna watch the next one now, enjoy your 10 of 10!