Armchair-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lilium]

I can see how some people might be offended ^^ ...

...but i'm not. I like violence, not because i'm emo or goth, i'm NINJA, dammit! (f***ing labels)
Oh, and good job by the way. Like most Gauntlet games, you have shown us that you don't need sophisticated graphic techniques to make a good movie.

[Her and Mine 1001 Wishes]

*Is crying with back turned*

That was... sad and... tragic. I seriously cried during this... i hope none of the other ninja saw me like that...

[Dumbass Mario]

Enjolliment. (c)

Yes, that is my word. It is copyrighted, use it and die.

This kicks more ass than blasting Paris Hilton in the head with a shotgun while she is beaten by robots. Yes, I liked it that much.

[Shoo Fly]

Hey, he had it coming. Good job, by the way.

I do believe the previous reviewer is jealous of success. So to him, I say: ha ha, jealousy has blinded thy judgement. Your opinion is cool, but the way it was delivered made your true motives clear as crystal. Take that.

Getting back to the matter at hand, this is skillfully made. I wish it were longer because that would kick (more) ass. Any future movies with Nellie in the works?

["Stripped" - VHS]

Errrm... well... it wasn't bad!

To be honest, I probably would have given this an 8, along with a bit of praise if it were just the music video and the surfing thing. The Rammstein thing was funny in a slightly creepy way, and the surfing was funny. (Didn't need that whip slut tho) the other material was kinda dull, though i liked the surfing thing.

I guess what it comes down to is that the movie didn't have enough A-Material is all.

[all yor base r blong 2 us]

Help and review

Mr_Jakoobles, go to the nearest ROM website and download a Zero Wing rom and a Genesis emulator. Load the ROM and you'll probably get it after watching the intro.

To sum it all up,
All your base is the best fad EVAH!

[Cupid's Last Stand]

HELL YEAH!

Damn. She beat me to him. Oh well, as long as someone got him.

Personal issues aside, good movie. Valentines day shouldn't be any bigger than Arbor Day or Earth Day, but our media (which BTW is directly controlled by Satan) has overmarketed the hell out of it.

[Ryu VS Megaman]

That's it?

Nothing really happened. The animation was very slow, and I do believe this has just set a new standard for being way too short.

This was very very bad, even for a first movie. You need a helluva lot more practice.

[Numa Numa Dance]

Good movie! Oh and a rant.

Don't worry about all the dumb f***s who hate this stuff, people: the ninjas are on their way. Well anyhoo, this is really entertaining for anyone with a full sized human brain. So if you are one of those retarded people whose intelligence is limited to "You suck" or "this is gay" I will castrate you.
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On the other hand, if you just dont get this, that's cool.

Aanyway, this is famous for a good reason and will likely stay that way for a long time.

[Full Numa Alchemist]

That was funny!

Alot of people seem to have some kind of problem with this. Oh well. they are mostly just jealous that nothing they could make will ever be so memorable. How immature.