Armchair-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battling Seizure Robotz!!]

Nope. Definitely Not.

This is no good. It was too short and was not amusing. Hell, the seizure thing was just annoying! I've noticed that the author of this is a creature of extremes: his works are either really good (DDR Dave Thomas, Purple Monkey Dishwasher) or really bad (This, Dancin' Seizure Comedy Hour).

There are alot of better movies by this author: do yourselves a favor and go watch one of those instead.

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

Errrm...

It was brilliant, and I thought it was hilarious and all, but i don't think it's worth setting off an intricate fireworks display while going on a fan rave. (hell, nothing is. Only the really bad stuff gets an entire essay for a review ;)

Don't get me wrong, though: this is definitely a 10. I just had to get that off my chest. It just goes to show you: everything doesn't have to be great for it to be a good movie, huh?

[Xombie: Chapter 7]

It's about time!

Another good Xombie movie. Not that I'm surprised or anything. A bit less violence than I'm used to, but it's all good.

[Snow Bros. melted!]

*sighs* Dude...

this is no good. the humor was immature and stupid. Stick to the kind of humor you used in your SMB3 parodies: you know, stuff that is actually entertaining?

[S.M.B. Bloopers]

Nice Going!

I laughed ALOT at this. All the puking and crapping was kind of stupid, but not enough for me to cut your score for it. Oh and by the way, this kicks the second one's ass: anyone who thinks with their brains instead of their reproductive organs will realize that.

[S.M.B.2 Bloopers]

Why???

Dude, that pornographic shit was sick, and i have to seriously deduct your score for that, because it is tasteless and disgusting. COME ON, MAN!!!!! You're talented! Why the hell do you have to ruin it with that perv shit!

[Goomba Vol. 3]

Excellent!

This was tremendous. a lot of effort went into this, and it shows. Tell me, goomba-dude: was this based on a true story? It could be, considering the whole multiple life thing. Just wondering.

[Goomba Vol. 2]

I am impressed!

Pretty much everything has improved: the soundtrack fit well, the graphics have improved while staying the same (a good thing), and the fighting was improved. 9 of 10: keep it up!

[Goomba - Vol. 1]

Hmmm...

This is pretty good. The animation was a 7, as were the graphics, but the soundtrack is a 8.5 because it was mixed well. The violence was poor because it was really basic. Still, you did pretty well! It's a sign of things to come, and i liked it enough to give you a 7, and vote with a 4. Keep it up!

~The A_N

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher!]

YEEEHHHHAAAAW!

You deserve much praise for this.

This was funny and insane. Oh and BTW, i KNEW Toad was a soul taking *says unholy profanity, causing the nearby wildlife to burst into flame*.

I am happy, keep things going like this.