Armchair-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DDR Dave Thomas]

What an amazing recovery!

Unlike that previous abomination, this is original and funny. I personally found it hilarious for... *thinks for awhile* no good reason. I guess I gave up on you prematurely, and for that, i apologize.

But seriously. If i see anything like Dancin Seizure comedy hour again, i will unleash some serious ninja whoopass on you. K? :)

[Dancin Seizure Comdy Hour]

Dude, that sucked.

Do the following:
Stick your right hand in a tank of piranhas.
Now stick your left hand in a meat grinder and turn it on.
Next, take several power drills and bore some holes in your feet, then plug those holes with M80s and detonate them.
Finally, have a friend drag your torso to a tub of acid, catch you on fire and throw you in.
Guess what, friends? you are still having more fun than if you were to watch the Dancin Seizure Comedy Hour.
My eyes are vomiting, and my eyes' vomit is commiting suicide.
It was unoriginal, visually painful and,
*drumroll please*
deserves to be shot, blammed, and burned at the stake.
Please. No more seizure stuff for the good of humanity.

*yes, i know that this is based off a gamepro Dukes Of Hazzard review.*

[Apes-A-Poppin']

....????? Whoa!

that was absolutely CRRRAAAAAAZZYYY!
I'm not going on a fanboy rave: that's just the only way i can think to describe this.
It was like a seizure during a nightmare in a chimpanzee room in a zoo while someone is drunk and/or high!

Don't get me wrong: i liked it alot. It was just insane and random. Nice job!
PS: where the hell did you get the drop out mp3?! i've searched limewire dozens of times to no avail.

[The HATTA's Rant]

Good work everyone! Plus, some sagely advice.

As always, the Neurotically yours series remains to be a hit. It's sooo true!

Oh and to answer your question, jaxx_77, 85% of the time people hate these because they aren't able to make anything as good (if at all) at. That very same low IQ makes the poor saps unable to think up a legit. reason for hating these, so they just scratch their armpits, bang their clubs on the ground and say "blam this shit" or "thiz iz stoopid an u r a fagott if yoo lyke this." (including easily offended rappers)
10% percent of people honestly don't get it, and shouldn't blam something others like just because they don't. (stupid commies)
the last 5% are like the "commies", but aren't assholes about not getting it.
hope that cleared things up for you :)
~The A_N

[S.M.B.3 Bloopers]

Good work! and by the way...

Okey dokey. First off, i wanna give you a hardy pat on the back and vigorous thumbs up for getting rid of all that pervert shit. Due to that, and the fact that this is one of the most hilarious flash movies ive seen in a long time, this is the best of the series.
Best wishes,
Armchair_Ninja

[Megaman vs Bubbleman]

Very good!

Actually, Bubbleman is weak against Metal Blade, except in the first Megaman gameboy game, when he is weak against Quick Boomerang.

Moving on to something that is actually important, the graphics were a little (JUST A LITTLE!!) off at times, but were mostly very good. The stage looked authentic, and the fight scene was well put together even though it was short. (Bubbleman was a wuss in MM2 anyways ;)

The voice acting held this back. It was quite lacking most of the time. That's not enough to bring this anywhere close to being crap though: i liked it alot and everything, i just think it's good to tell everything good and everything that needed work cuz that info helps the author in the future.

[MegaMan Fight]

Not bad. Kind of good, as a matter of fact.

I predict the answer will be something like "because metalman's theme is cool" or something.

Anyway, it was well made, but was too short. The animations seemed a little uninspired as well. It's not a waste of time to watch, though, and is still a good enough movie.

[Lighty The Lightsaber]

Well I'll be...

...the reviews were right! As i read them i thought they were being too harsh, but upon watching this, i realized that
the sound was bad, 'cept the opening and closing themes, which incidentally is only because -->someone else wrote them<--. The best part of this was the graphics, which needs improvement. But when "needs improvement" is something's best part, then you can pretty much tell it sucks.

However, as a nice guy i will say
please blam this quickly so it does not suffer ;)

[The Ultimate Showdown]

ULTIMATE!!!

This is better than "i love this." this is like the best damn flash EVER!

The music was catchy
Good animation
and it was funny as heck!

Keep it up!

~The Armchair Ninja

[Final Fantasy Fugitive]

10 of 10 and A return to the previous review

this is one of the best flash movies out there because

1. it has funny random humor
2. it is well animated
3. it is CLEAN
4. spoofs many videogames at once
5. and uses dumb humor in a unique way

however, Dracm, as a typical example of those who dislike these movies, could not come up with anything better than: "who the heck voted good on this thing it is a pure work of crap."
Of course, the problem with this arguement is that:
1. he does not back up his reasoning
2. his argument sounds as if it were written by an elementary student
3. and will never make anything nearly as good in his lifetime.

so, to quote one of my favorite flash movies,
Dracm,
YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!