Armchair-Ninja's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xombie: Chapter 6]

NO FAIR!!!

How dare you end this here without any sign of the next one? Though it is clear it will come, I am left to wonder. Stupid f***ing suspense.

Oh well. I kind of like it :)
10 of 10, as always.

[Xombie: Chapter 3]

Can't describe how good this is

DAMN! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!
This should be a hollywood movie, or a television series or something. This kicks the ass of almost every movie, show, and flash maker out there! (except for Neurotically yours)

[Xombie: Chapter 2]

Wow.

I do not usually go on fanboy type psychotic rants, but this one is real-movie quality. This is totally awesome. Watch it and the rest of them, it just about blew me away.

[Neo-Bender SE]

Now you've got it!

OK, now things are moving in the right direction. The graphics are excellent, the sound is passable, and it's pretty damn funny. 8 of 10.

[Neo-Bender 2 SE]

Better!

I have to admit, i felt like a dumbass coming back for more after the first one. Fortunately, this was actually pretty good. The music was good and the voice sounded more like Bender's, though it could still use some improvement. Plus, it was actually funny. though this was not quite excellent, if the series continues in this direction it could easily become one of the best ones out there.
6.5 of 10. (had to round it up to 7)

[Neo-Bender]

Ennh...

Well, this was a great idea, but it just did not work. It was too short, the SFX and voices were really bad for the most part, and it did not have the humor that all Futurama episodes have, though some more than others. Still, the graphics were good, and part of it was kind of funny. IMPROVE THIS ALOT!!!!
5 of 10

[Mario teaches Imperialism]

I am impressed!

I think this is like what all of those educational videogames wanna be when they grow up. This was cool; so much so that i'll forgive the learning aspect. 10 of 10

[Foamy: Channels]

:)

Oh so true!
Especially about the fags and the smurfs...
stupid bastards.

They look like a bunch of deformed fetuses (or however you spell that) that got suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch!
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ha ha funny.

[Biggest Fear]

^.^

Hmm... I'm concerned about my future. I know NOTHING about exploding teeth! *panics and jumps out nearest window*

[Handmade Clothes]

The movie was great. However...

This was funny like all the other foamy movies. One comment though.

Pielord, enjoy your one night stands on your own time. I do not need to hear about the whores you purchase :)

Have a nice day ^.^