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I disagree.

Building your own lightsaber is not something i'm overly in to. Regardless of quality it doesn't hold my interest. However, i willingly acknowledge the fact that some people might really get a kick out of this, so even though i'm not one of those folks, i have to rate this pretty highly because of that.

8(ish) out of 10.

ouch, that hurt.

This was so stupid and pointless that I think I caught cancer from it. I despise this submission's author for its existence, and may heaven help him if i find him, cuz he'll get a whole barrel of ninja whoopass if i do

Have a nice day :)

Applause for thee

I am not dissapointed in the slightest. This game was great, and I enjoyed it even when it was too hard for me; it's nice to have a challenge now and then.

Very good

Very unique, and though the music was unimpressive, this was pulled off quite well, and considering the fact that this is probably a first attempt, it's really incredible.
8 of 10

PS
johnyrocketfingers, you can beat Juggernaut with Wolverine and Colossus (third is up to you) just type the three letters fast as hell to kill him. Magneto is one tough little mofo though.

Well, well! A (fairly) original breakout game!

I have not played many breakout games that use 4 paddles. It was a little crazy and quite hard to get used to the paddles, but once ya get used to it this is not bad at all. 8 of 10.

Not too bad...

Well, it's just another breakout game. However, the unique graphics style does elevate this a bit over average, despite a lack of sound. 6 out of 10

Neutrality again

This really is, as the voting bar says "not anything new or special." First off, I'd just like to say the only people who would care about the paddle design thing are the designers of Ricochet. Secondly, though the graphics were nice, everything just seemed to be average, so this gets an average rating. 5 out of 10.

Sorry TheSykotikMunky, but you lose.

This could have been a really good game. Hell, i thought it would be like uber breakout was. Unfortunately, no. The ball starts off going so quickly that most players will lose the second they click to begin, i.e. when i beat the first level and clicked go on, the paddle was on the other side of the screen from the ball and I was unable to stop it. Furthermore one life is not enough for breakout. Did ya notice most games have 3? Obviously not.
Furthermore, unless these errors are fixed, this thing will get blammed before you know it. 1.5 out of 10.

In response to the previous review...

You beat Bowser by jumping onto the fireballs while holding shift. Watch out for the Bullets though.

Oh and BTW, this game is pretty well made, i was impressed. The only thing that subtracts from the value is how short it is. With another level or two, this would really shine.

Mowing

This game was waaaaaaay too easy. Killing the enemies was about as fun as mowing grass.

Okay, okay, I GET IT! you don't like my movies. Shit, chill already! If it'll make you happy, I'll just go back to being an ordinary jackass.

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